Today I have an short extract for you from Laura Barnard latest book... Don't forget the first book in the series is FREE!
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What is it about turning thirty that sends rational women into a tailspin?
Suddenly going from having all the time in the world, to cringing at the ticking of her biological clock, Poppy is drowning under the strain of trying to get pregnant.
With a dad in the throes of a mid-life crisis, a crazy mother-in-law and time racing towards Lilly's wedding, will she be able to cope with it all...and give Ryan the baby they so desperately want?
Finally able to inherit her dad's porn money, Jazz can't wait to be rich! She can buy a house in Chelsea, go out partying with her old mates and start living how she deserves.
But with Ollie, Jemima and Meryl each clawing at their own little piece of her happiness, will she have to leave behind those closest to her in exchange for it?
The real question is, can Poppy and Jazz rescue their own lives before everything gets ruined, or will their own stubbornness destroy the lives they've created?
Excerpt
I feel her untying the knickers and then a little laugh escapes from her. She quickly covers it with a cough again. She’s seen the disastrous vagina.
‘Sorry,’ she apologizes, leaning up so I can see her face. ‘This cough can sound like a laugh.’
You’ve got to hand it to her. She’s, at least, trying to remain professional.
‘What is it?’ Cassandra asks, moving round to openly stare at my vagina. ‘My God!’ she gasps when she sees it. ‘What happened?’
Oh God. This is so humiliating.
‘Um...I had a...bit of an..incident,’ I admit reluctantly. ‘It’s a little embarrassing.’
Cassandra laughs at the same time as the doctor says, ‘we’re professionals.’ She glares at Cassandra. ‘Please don’t be embarrassed. She shoots more daggers at Cassandra in warning for her to shut up. She stifles her giggles, but not enough for me to have already burned up with mortification.
This couldn't be going worse right now.
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