I'm delighted to be kicking of the blog tour to celebrate the paperback release of Mhairi McFarlane's fabulous novel, Who's That Girl?
And what better way to start a blog tour than by giving you a chance to win your own copy!
Below I have all the details of the book for you and the gorgeous new paperback cover, plus a little extract teaser and then finally the giveaway details - so please ensure you read right to the end!
Who's That Girl?
Hardback April 2016
Paperback February 2017
She kissed the groom. She’s not the bride…
Edie thought she’d found The One…until he told her he was marrying someone else. And on the day of his wedding, when he kisses her, life really does go pear-shaped…
Labelled as a home-wrecker and office outcast, when her boss offers her the chance to get out of town Edie jumps at it, even though moving back in with her eccentric father and prickly sister isn’t exactly the escape she needs.
When her work throws her into the path of rising star and heartthrob Elliot, Edie is expecting a highly strung diva. But as their unexpected friendship develops, Elliot isn’t the only one in the spotlight…
Who’s that girl? Edie is ready to find out.
Life through a phone is a lie. Edie imagined the process like
a diagram from physics lessons, the one on that Pink Floyd
album cover – a beam of white light refracted in a prism,
splintering and fanning out as a rainbow.
I mean, how much artifice, she wondered, was crammed
into this one appealing photograph? She gazed at its seductive
fictions in the slightly greasy, warm slab of screen in her palm
as she queued at the hotel bar.
Activity in the room whirled around her, messy unkempt
sweaty reality, soundtracked by The Supremes ‘Where Did
Our Love Go?’ In this still life, everything was forever image
managed and perfect.
Untruth number one: she and Louis looked like they adored
each other’s company. In order to squeeze into the frame, Edie
had rested her head against his shoulder. She was coquettish,
wearing a mysterious smile. He was doing the self-satisfied,
slightly 007 quirk of the lip that conveyed hey life is great, no
big deal. It really wasn’t a big deal.
They’d spent five hours as platonic plus ones – the wedding planner had demanded pairs, like Noah’s Ark – and now they
were grating on each other, in heat and booze and wedding
clothes with waistbands that had got tighter and tighter, as if
inflating a blood pressure cuff.
Edie’s heels had, like those high enough for special occa-
sions, moved from ‘wobbly and pinchy, but borderline tolerable’
to stabbing at her viciously like some mythic pain where she’d
given up her mermaid tail for size 4s and the love of a prince.
Falsehood number two, the composition. Twinkling-happy
party girl Edie, looking up through roadsweeper-brush-sized
false lashes. You could glimpse the top half of her red dress,
with nicely hoisted pale bosom, stomach carefully held in.
Louis’s cheekbones were even more ‘killer in a Bret Easton
Ellis’ sharp than usual, chin angled downwards.
This was because they’d held the lens at arm’s length above
their heads and discarded five less flattering images, bartering
over who liked which one. Edie had eye bags, Louis objected
he looked gaunt, the expressions were slightly too studied,
the shadows had not fallen in their favour. OK, another, another!
Pose, click, flash. Half a dozen was the charm: they both looked
good, but not too much like they’d tried to look good.
(‘Why does everyone do that expression now, like you’re
sucking on a sour plum?’ Edie’s dad asked, last time she was
home. ‘To make yourself look thin and pouty, I suppose. But
you don’t look like that face you pull, in real life. How
Louis, an Instagram professional and very sour plum, fiddled
with the brightness and contrast settings. ‘Now to filter
ourselves to fuck.’
He selected ‘Amaro’, bathing them in a fairytale cloud of
lemonade fog. Complexions were perfected. The mood was
filmic and dreamy, you’d think it captured a perfect moment.
You had to (not) be there.
And then there was the caption. The biggest deception of
all. Louis tapped it out and hit ‘post.’ ‘Congratulations Jack &
Charlotte! Amazing day! So happy for you guys <3 #perfectcouple
living their #bestlife.’
This was mostly for the benefit of the rest of the Ad Hoc
agency, who’d all found elegant excuses not to travel from
London to Harrogate. Nothing tested popularity like several
hundred miles of motorway.
Like after admiring Like rolled in. ‘Sigh. You two are another
#perfectcouple!’ ‘Shame I’m a bender!’ Louis replied. That’d
be the least of our problems, Edie thought. They’d all done the
arithmetic with Louis, that if he slagged off everyone else to
you, he slagged you off, too.
And of course, Louis had not stopped grousing under his
breath about the ‘amazing’ wedding. Edie thought criticising
someone’s big day was like making fun of the way they ate,
or the size of their ankles. Good people instinctively under-
stood it was not fair game.
I really thought Charlotte would go for something more clean,
minimal. Like Carolyn Bessette marrying JFK Jnr. The crystal beading
on that gown’s a bit Pronuptia, isn’t it? Even women with taste
seems to lose the plot and go Disney disaster in a bridal salon. I
am so over those rose bouquets with pearl studs and white ribbon
round the stems, like a bandaged stump! Once a WAG has done
something, it is DONE. And sorry, but I find a tanned bride vulgar.
Ugh, two sips of that Buck’s Fizz and it was into a plant pot. I
can’t bear orange juice used to hide cheap champagne. Look at the
DJ, he’s about fifty in a blouson leather jacket, where did he get that
from, 1983? He looks like he should be on Top Gear. It’ll be
rocking out to Kings Of Leon’s ‘Sex On Fire’ and Toni Braxton
for the erection section. Why can’t weddings be more MODERN?
The lovely team at HarperCollins have kindly offered one reader of Lozza's Book Corner a sparkly new paperback version of Who's That Girl.
All you have to do is enter on the link below.
I shall leave the giveaway open until the end of the blog tour (schedule below - don't forget to check out the other fab bloggers!) and then pick one winner at random.
UK entries only
The winner will be announced via Twitter and Email and will have 3 working day's to respond.
If there is no reply, then a new winner will be picked.
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